A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1)

The Joker is looking more miffed than wild.

I said come dressed IN a suit!

This deck is stacked!

I wanted to play “52 Pickup” but I was only able to pick up thirteen.

As you exit the aircraft, you may wonder at the uniform you’ve been issued. But remember: as United States paratroopers, surprise is your greatest weapon!

Okay, @Slithy_Tove you win for best non sequitor that somehow works.

Thanks!

Turns out the Asians have their own version of lawn jockeys.

Finally Reginald understood the true meaning of “irony.”

“Dr. Livingston I presume?”
“They call me Cuddles here.”

Raji, allow me to introduce you to Ackley, the Dead Colonist.

The Ahuja Brothers were the most popular ventriloquism act on the entire subcontinent.

You’re on, @Prof.Pepperwinkle

Gracias.

It’s March. We’re gonna go with…

“I’m just goin’ along as I please
Breezin’ along with the breeze”

It was at this moment Duncan discovered hurricanes could exceed Category 5.

After seeing the initial cut for 1941, Steven Spielberg decided the opening needed to be punched up.

At least I’m not the guy at the next lamppost after what just rolled out of my trouser leg.

CNN weatherman auditions have started in earnest…

When Henry was hired on as an extra for the Wizard of Oz remake, he didn’t know which scene until it was too late.