A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1)

I love a good song!

All credit goes to “Captain Kangaroo”, which featured the song for years. Which gives me an idea:

“And there’s the kickoff!”

The Australian Cannonball and Bellyflop competition finalists

Wait, Fred. Which one’s the funny animal?

Thanks to Australia, host countries are no longer allowed to propose new Olympic events.

Jack always made a big splash at the expense of others.

Montgomery, Alabama, August 5, 2023: the marsupials show their allyship.

You’re up @Knowed_Out

In hindsight, Adventure Girl realizes that she should have chosen tights rather than a thong as part of her costume.

-“BB”-

Midsommar II: the Children’s Frolic

Moms for Liberty’s vision of children’s TV: Captain Kangaroo-Paul

#whiteandgold #blueandblack #dressgate

Hey, kids, wanna buy a Rolex?

“AAAAAGH! My eyes!”

Good pun. You win.

Thank you. Enough for current animosity. For classic Class Enmity, Toffs and toughs:

“Oi, mates. Looks like Prof ‘iggens ‘as got his mitts on Syd an’ Reg.”

Puttin’ on the Ritz meets the Katzenjammer Kids