A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1)

Kingsman: The Early Years

“Oi, posh guy. Take yer 'and off me knob!”

The winner. Please post a new picture @Hurrilon

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I nominate this one.

Tesla took the toilet papering of his lab every Halloween with aplomb.

If only they hadn’t installed one of these in the lobby at Hamlin, Hamlin & McGill.

The moment before Arnold Schwarzenegger dropped into the lab.

Dr. Oppenheimer prepares for his final lecture before heading off to Los Alamos.

Why we now have that third hole in our electrical outlets.

Several good ones here but I’ll go with @Prof.Pepperwinkle .

Incidentally, I found the photo by searching for “1920’s Death Ray.” Inspiration comes from strange places.

Go for it Professor. I trust you’ll find something equally as intellectual.

Thanks!

Here, now…

That kid might be a little crazy, but take away his shell and you’ll see he’s nuts.

Mom didn’t quite get what the auditions for the stage-musical adaptation of “Peanuts” was really about.

Cane, top hat, and monocle sold separately.

If the parents didn’t pay the ransom, the kidnappers threatened to throw Timmy into the elephant pit at the zoo.

One of Mr Peanut’s illegitimate kids.

The first attempt at the shell suit was a failure.

Oh that’s a peanut! I’m so relieved. I was afraid “sexy harlequin-type ichthyosis” had made it to the racks of the Halloween Store.

And the winner…