A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1)

Thank you.

“At least they’re leaving our reproductive parts alone this time.”

“Tanks a lot, guys!”

We had a perfectly fine subreddit for UFOs and cow-tipping until these tankies came in with their Marxist-Leninism crap.

“Whatcha gon’ do with that tank, Gort?”

“I’m gonna raise it.”

They’re going to be in for one hell of a surprise when they try an anal probe on this specimen.

The winner…

It’s Spring and the wildlife is back!

Bambi was merely Thumper’s pawn all along, in his bid to become Great Prince of the Forest

Hey, Dad, are you sure you and Thumper were just ‘good friends’…?

Easter on the Prairie: The Jackalope prepares to begin his deliveries.

That’s one horny rabbit!

Okay. @Slithy_Tove you wear the crown.

Thanks. Now let’s harken back to the “swinging” sixties

Sure, Melvin was completely exposed, but to the crowd it was no big thing.

-“BB”-

By day I’m Mr. Natural, just as healthy as a man can be.

“Is that The Who on stage?”

“Sure is. See, there’s Daltrey, Entwhistle, Townsend … and over there is Moon.”

“Down in front!”

The man who put the “wood” in Woodstock.

Bill was certain this was a dream, and he was late for class.