Jenny’s later problems with life can be traced back to her Dad’s fondness for bubblegum music.
Where’d you get that two-bit costume?
Thumbellina is getting a 21st century gritty reboot. Gumballina!
After the Rebellion failed, R2D2 resorted to plastic surgery to avoid detection.
How come some people are able to sell anything?
The origin of the term “Bubbleheaded blonde”.
“Mommy, why can’t you just give me an allowance, like other kids get?”
[not an entry] My next idea was to say the toddler’s hat was some sort of baby safety helmet, but I’ve just discovered that they actually exist. So, yeah. It is very likely that the ridiculous hat in the picture is a baby safety helmet. [nae]
A new fashion trend hints to the prospect that hair may become obsolete sooner than you think.
X-rays would later reveal that little Maddie had $5.75 in quarters in her stomach.
You know you’ve hit rock bottom when you’re cheaper than your clothes.
“Stop! That’s not a gumball coming out the bottom of that machine!
The latest Instagram trend among parents is to post the picture of their newly received babies in their original package.
They say society grants single mothers no quarter.
And the winner, which made me laugh out loud!
Take it away, Elmer!
Thanks, Prof!
I know you’re upset about the bananas, but don’t lose your head over it!
I know – it’s my own fault for fooling with the witch doctor, but, B’wana Jim, you gotta help me!
“Go long!”
“It’s heads-up, not off!”