Tired of being overruled, Morikami’s body decided to strike out on it’s own.
“Now that we’re alone I can tell you a secret, bareskin ape. Beware of that guy over there because he wants to rape your furless body.”
"I’ve got the brains, you’ve got the looks,
Let’s make lots of money!" 
“Okay, I agree with the cryonics procedure but I want my penis frozen too.”
I knew I should’ve nailed it on.
Thanks! Now I can ahead in the world.
Igawa rejected his new head. He wanted to look more like Hugh Jackman.
“I did not start this war, but I will finish it.”
“I guess I won’t have to use Head & Shoulders anymore.”
“Eekum Bokum!”
“Eekum Bokum!”
“Now how many times have I told you you’d forget your own head if it weren’t attached!?!”
That’s our winner! (Sorry, I’m late)
Yay! Thank you, @Elmer_J.Fudd.
Now, I think I would love to have a self-referential thread about the pictures and captions in this thread, but in the meantime I will only mention two things: (1) My caption about cryonics is based on the fact that the infamous Jeffrey Epstein wanted to have his head and penis frozen, and (2) My last entry is my favorite - it still makes me laugh.
Anyway. Here is the next picture:
You’d think a carpenter could build a better skateboard.
“Okay, now watch me glide right over that puddle!”
“God, if you’d only caught me the last time I fell, I wouldn’t have to use the training board!”
“I don’t know what it is, but I’m getting a bad feeling about this skateboard…”
He’s cheating! His feet are nailed to the board!
LOL!!! That was brilliant!
The holes in his hands gives him an aerodynamic edge.