I guess modern kids just didn’t know what a pogo stick was
The cross had a real Jesus to bear.
“The new CruceFX 2000! It’s so much easier that carrying your cross to Calvary!”
Thank you everyone for your entries. 
It was not easy to pick the winner but I eventually had to agree with needscoffee and give the prize to Elmer_J.Fudd for this contribution:
Congratulations, @Elmer_J.Fudd! Please post the next picture to caption.
That was well-deserved. Elmer’s entry (“feet nailed to the board”) made me laugh out loud when I saw it. Congratulations, Elmer, and I’m looking forward to your picture!
Yay!
Even though he died in 1958, Great-Graddad still hosts the Newman family’s Thanksgiving dinner.
“Mom, what are we having for dinner?”
“Ribs.”
Mrs. Bates’ ex-husband Norman Sr. with his step-family.
You too can lose weight on the new Air Diet!
“Honestly, it just seemed easier than dragging the whole family to the cemetery every holiday.”
“Four out of five members of this family are proud to show off their teeth. Sadly, little Billy chose not to brush with Crest…”
Keep the family together with Necromancy™!
Empty plates and the threat of starvation was a constant in the DeVane family.
Despite the wide smiles in the room, the Grim Reaper was going to have the last laugh.
In the long run, skin color doesn’t really matter.
Marge thought the new Weight Watchers Extreme program left her looking fabulous.
The rest of the family, not so much.
Rusty was so excited about getting into AP Anatomy that he even brought his homework to the dinner table.
Ah, here comes the food! It seems like we’ve been waiting forever, huh, Elwood?
Keto diet is not for everybody.