This one got the biggest chuckle:
It’s all yours, needscoffee!
Yay!
How about this:
Gerald Ford, as a walk-on for the 1932 Michigan Wolverines
“Man! That Krazy Glue really does work. He’s stuck to the wall!”
“I believe he’s demonstrating some Chinese physical exercise called ‘kung fu’.”
“Well, using Eddie to knock the house over isn’t working. Better call the Big Bad Wolf.”
Back in the day municipal inspections were way more thorough.
There must be a better way to build a door.
“Nine-point-six from the American judge … nine-point-seven from the British judge … eight-point-eight from the Russian judge…”
The world was a helpless place before Chuck Norris came around.
Red Bull commercials had a great impact from the very start.
“Use your head” is not always the best advice.
“We attached a Timex watch to the top of this football player’s helmet, and told him to run headfirst at that wall… Ouch! How could our Timex ever survive that? … But it did! Timex–it takes a licking and keeps on ticking.”
"Okay, cut. Print that. Bob, you can get up now.
Bob, you okay? Bob? Bob?"
Early barnstormers were unclear on the concept.
I tried to tell Dr. Emilio Lizardo it wasn’t ready, but he just wouldn’t listen!
Unaware of the existence of the powerful magnet on the other side of the wall, onlookers were mesmerized by Houdini’s ability to defy gravity…
Before the days of commercial laxatives, constipation victims had to resort to house battering to relieve their symptoms.
Back when Jackass only had a viewership of three.
“He’s cheating! That house is nailed to his head.”
(To Elmer J. Fudd: If an idea is good enough to use, it’s good enough to steal.)
Eugene’s impersonation of a wrecking ball failed to bring down the house.