How many types of scum can you find?
“As soon as we Brexit, we can finally get rid of these bloody bogs.”
“I want to be loved like Alan Titchmarsh.”
“They told me to stand here and call “Snipe! Snipe!” and they’d catch the birds when they came onshore.”
Boris is not afraid of sinking to a lower level.
"Oi! Y’ think you’re better than me, then?
“There’s a Tory PM standing in the water
A Tory PM, doing what he oughter”
Nice one Prof, made me chuckle! You’re up.
Danke! And, it’s the season…
“They forgot about the blood sacrifices! They must PAY!”
Hey kids! Why are you running away?
Originally a symbol of Spring renewal due to its prolific mating and fertility, the Easter Bunny suffered as we all did from Covid isolation; and the effects of excessive masturbation were telling.
The high price of chocolate is really stressing the Easter Bunny out.
Who…ate…my…EGGGGGGGGGGGG???
I LOL’d at
but I have to give this one to
They thought they’d escaped; but little did they know what would hatch out of the egg…
Here comes Peter Cottontail, stalking down the Bunny Trail.
Hippity. Hoppity. Easter’s on its way.
Elwood Dodd’s fantasies just got darker when people started to indulge his delusions.
Krampus had a cousin Pyotr, who collected greedy children who stole eggs before the hunt started.
Dad, when I asked for an Easter egg hunt, this is not what I meant.