A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1)

Well…well… gosh @Elmer_J.Fudd , just… just go on ahead and, and post the next picture why don’t ya?

Man, there’s a lot of twisted Easter Bunny imagery on the Internet to choose from.

Harveys for Hookahs

How to read traditional Native American signs, slide 441: identification of rabbit tobacco in the wild.

Smoked rarebit, anyone?

After strenuous objection by Beatrix Potter, Disney took the animated version of Peter Rabbit away from the team that made Alice in Wonderland.

Ha! This one wins;

I suspect many of you will remember this one, from April 1, 1957. Who can put a fresh spin on it?

“Well, this is how cigarettes grow, you see. When they’re fresh, we pick them, and cut them into regular and king sizes. A special machine adds the filter tips, and another machine packages them. It’s just that easy.”

“Every April in the Rheinland there is the famous worm harvest from which the nearby town of Worms gets its name…”

Christmas icicles just don’t look the same if they’re not on a fur tree.

Young Ben Shapiro orders the family maids to prepare his mass-hanging of Barbies.

Those darn Keebler elves have TP’ed our trees again!

The spaghetti harvest was doing fine until the Jewish space lasers and chem trails destroyed the whole crop.

Previous reports have been in error. This is linguini farming.

I wanted to see who could get farthest away from the original Spaghetti Tree hoax, and I decided @knoodler won on cuteness.

Pass the cookies @knoodler. We can use the TP as napkins.

Thanks.

I suspect this one has previously appeared here, but for April 1st I thought I’d bring her back for another go-round.

“Next time, I get the penmanship medal!”

“They laughed at me when I said loved my pony.”

“Smoking in bed again. Third time this month.”