“I love my Easy Bake Oven!”
@Elmer_J.Fudd wins the internet!
BTW, This caption really made me laugh (and kinda scared, too).
Thanks!
“Let’ them try to steal my rims now!”
“It wasn’t my fault. The Deep State did it!”
All packed up and nowhere to go.
The winner:
Look. Up in the sky!
Exhibit A in the sexual harassment lawsuit “United Center Arena v Rodman”
The UFO is calling Rodman home.
“How’d the entire coliseum turn 90 degrees?”
Space Jam: The Blooper Reel
“I believe I can fly…”
Maybe worded better:
The mothership calling Rodman home.
I would have given it to @needscoffee for the first submission, but the second does make it better.
Okay @needscoffee, inbound it.
Thanks!
“We’ve been trying to reach you concerning your vehicle’s extended warranty.”
“Hello, Domino’s? Yes, this is the Society of Old Guys with Facial Hair. Yeah, we’re having our annual conference and our caterer quit at the last minute, so could you send over a dozen large deluxe pizzas and about 24 cans of soda? … We don’t care, mix it up a bit. Pepsi, 7-Up, whatever. … Great! Oh, thirty minutes or it’s free, right?”
“Hello, Everleigh Club? We need outcall service. Like really bad. You wouldn’t believe this sausage-fest.”
Do you have Prince Albert in a can?