“No dear, I wasn’t talking about Emma Watson…”
“(Heavy breathing) First, I take off your dress… (pant, pant) Then, I take off your bloomers…”
After inventing the first telephone, Alexander Graham Bell assembled a distinguished group of financiers. It was then he realized he’d only invented one telephone and proceeded to invent Bob Newhart’s routine.
Watson, come here, the game’s afoot.
All great responses! Let’s go with
@Tibby, you’re up!
Alrighty, here you go:
Who knew there was such a thing as habanero flavored sardines?
“It’s the cops! Everybody — act natural!”
“Animal sacrifice! Men and women living together! MASS HYSTERIA!”
CRY HAVOC AND LET SLIP THE DOGS OF WAR!
I’ll stay back here and handle the admin stuff
The winner!
mon cul est fatigué
He ain’t heavy; he’s my burro.
This is how General Patton really cleared the bridge, but the producers wanted to punch up the scene for the movie.
In Soviet Russia, donkeys ride you!
Every soldier knows about saving his ass.
Among the misfortunes of being lions lead by donkeys.
So many good ones but I’ll go with: