“Jeez, honey, get yourself some Lume deodorant, willya? Cripes, it’s like getting hit in the face with a brick.”
The inspiration for Chita Changuitos
(not in play) are those the same as what used to be sold as “Barrel of Monkeys”?
…and this is just a waltz!
If you look quickly, this is one of the forms the alien takes during its death throes in John Carpenter’s The Thing.
I’m just old enough to remember Arthur and Katherine Murray and the mental image this conjured up just cost me a new keyboard.
Okay @knoodler, 5-6-7-8 hi-YA!
It’s Tax Day!
H & R Block: their true faces.
“And this clause here states that as compensation for torture rights on any lizards, crickets, or mice that enter the house, I shall have full access to the almond roca that magically appears in your litter box…”
Am I missing something here, because following @knnodler’s link takes me to (link broken) https://deepai .org/
Same here - I can’t see anything. Maybe because I’m on my phone?
Ditto
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“I think they were really weasels disguised as a cat and dog. After I signed the contract they disappeared.”
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In a final humiliation of the French at the surrender ceremony at Compiègne, the Germans sent household pets rather than members of the diplomatic corps.
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404 looks like a container ship in between the piers and deck of a bridge. Coincidence? I think not.
Can somebody try to repost the image? I’ve now tried 3 different browsers and can’t see a pic.
Sorry about that.
I tried using AI to generate an image. It showed up when I posted but now it’s kaput. It was originally a cat and dog, with stacks of papers, at a desk. The dog wore reading glasses. I’ll find another permanent image.
“$10,000 in deductions for pet food seems a bit much; but I’ll allow it”.
“Honest, teacher, my human ate my homework!”
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“Fluffy, do you expect me to deduct cat food? You’re kidding, right?”
This one hits the mark. You’re up, @Bill!