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Training for the Tour de French Fries.
Nobody has to walk a mile for a camel anymore.
Triplettes de Belleville Redux
“The tobacco companies say it’s healthy for you.”
The Four Horsemen of Le Apocalypse
“Don’t Bogart that joint, mes amis”
Gauloises imposed strict requirements in exchange for sponsorship. And I don’t think we’ll ever beat those Germans on the Pervatin team
Hey, @Bicycle_Bill , could we get a determination here?
I’m going to declare a Rule 5 vacancy here and post a new entry. Let the captions commence.
The winning float in the “America 2024” Parade.
Chestnuts roasting on an open fire…
Hansel and Gretel discovered that witches are dangerously flammable.
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Just look at all the elves standing watching the fire, Santa. The one with his hand down the front of his pants is your culprit.
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You can’t hang mistletoe from tube & spool wiring, dipshit.
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Saint Nicholas. Christian saint. Thinks nobody will suspect Jewish Lightning.
Another homage to the Talking Heads.
Little Johnny’s really made the Naughty List this year.
Ginger bread house? I thought it said Glycerin bread!
Okay, @Knowed_Out wins for most tortured pun ever.
Sorry about that … Thank you for stepping in, @Spoons. I was out of town and away from my computer for about a week. I won’t say with whom…
For whatever it’s worth, of the captions offered, I would have chosen @Knowed_Out’s submission, especially since the belief at that time was that tobacco smoke actually did open the lungs and increase endurance.
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Since Kent_Clark and Bicycle_Bill both gave me the thumbs up, I chose an image that combines their usernames.
