“The future’s so bright I gotta wear shades.”
-“BB”-
If you’re going to San Francisco,
Be sure to wear sunflowers in your hair …
The sunflower turns on her god when he sets,
The same look which she turned when he rose.
Well, I have to say that what I immediately thought of, I thought was obvious:
Da-doo,
so I was just about to, ya know, walk on by,
Good for you,
when suddenly,
Da doo
and without warning, there was this total eclipse of the sun.It got very dark and there was this strange
sound like something from another world.
Da-doo,
And when the light came back this weird plant was just sitting there,whoop-see-doo
just, you know, stuck in, among the zinnias.
Audrey Two.
I coulda sworn it hadn’t been there before,
but the old Chinese man sold it to me anyways,
for a dollar ninety-five.
Sha la la, la la la, la la la loo.
Not that you guys didn’t come up with some gems. Our winner is…
Here we go…
So an Earthling walks into a bar, but the second one ducked.
Blorznik got the worm!
What illegal aliens look like, south of the border.
The Star Wars Cantina Band on a break.
This stuff gives you more kick than cow vulvas!
Where da green wimmin?
“It’s bad enough the humans captured me, but then they gave me an anal probe!”
All very funny, but this one gets the nod:
Thanks Elmer!
Kitted thusly in these mattresses, personally farted into by Her Royal Majesty the Princess Patricia, you will go over the top; entirely protected from shrapnel and machine gun.
“No, no, no! No more! Not this time, Consigliere! No more meetin’s! No more discussions! No more Sollozzo tricks! You give 'em one message - I want Sollozzo. If not, it’s all-out war, we go to the mattresses.”
Welp, they went to the mattresses.
Armani: The Avant Garde Years.
When Depends just isn’t enough.
Male chauvinist pigs in blankets.
No more broken hips with Dr. Bellamy’s Torso-Coat!