This wins because of the Godfather reference. Take it away @Spoons !
Thanks! Okay, let’s see what you can do with this one:
My life with Kristi Noem, by Cricket.
Detective McPaw just sneered at the boy and snapped, "YOU fetch!
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One of Rin Tin Tin’s many tricks was answering his own fan mail.
“I was just doing my job. Please direct any future correspondence to Bull Connor himself.”
(Not in play), @Spoons, I was unfamiliar with that song so I YouTubed it; and while it’s playing my 80-year old brother notices it and is enraptured. He said it was the favorite song of a hippie couple he stayed with for a time in the '60s, and that he hadn’t thought of it or them in literally decades. Thanks for the trip down memory lane.
“Arfarfarfarfarf. Grrrr! Barkbarkbark, arfarf. Woof? Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. Arafarfarf…”
It’s not the work on the streets that wears out a typical police dog, but the ridiculous amount of paperwork they have to fill out if they actually bite a suspect.
You think this is bad? You should see how much fan mail Lassie replies to!
The real reason Commander was removed from the White House: he couldn’t keep up with the correspondence.
“Nobody told me I’d have to eat this much homework!”
All work and no play makes Jack a dull dog.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull dog.
All work and no play…
You bite just ONE mailman, and look what they make you do.
All good, but @needscoffee is going to take it for this one:
Take it away, needscoffee!
Here you go:
With wimples based on Soviet tanker helmets, they are the Bridezillas of Christ
Gilead Handmaid Academy Graduating Class, 2019.
The world is my cloister…
The Sister Bertrille School of Flying getting ready for takeoff