A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1)

“Get the new Estee Lauder Bedazzler, now in stores!”

Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful.

Eventually, drugs were developed to combat rhinestone fungus, and now it is virtually unheard of.

Like a rhinestone demon
Riding out on a whore in a blood-splattered ritual
Like a rhinestone demon
Gouging shards and fetters in people who have sinned below
And coffins of slime overflow

Congratulations everyone, but I admire @knoodler, for delving dark. Can you maintain the momentum with a picture?

I paint better with words than images, but I’ll try to meet your challenge!

Day 117: I think Felix is putting something other than oxygen in my tank. I’m feeling preppin’ sugggorth…

My journaling is far too important to be disturbed by my roommates’ incessant chatter. Soon the compound I tossed into the furnace will take effect, and the human race will marvel at my immortal bordereaux.

Pulling an all-nighter during finals week.

Inside the offices of the Navigators’ Guild.

“I tell you, Climate Change will be a thing in a hundred years!”

"Dear Sir, regarding your ‘Super Discreet Covid Mask’ … "

Little known fact:
JRR Tolkien wrote the entirety of The Lord of the Rings while high on nitrous oxide.

We have a winner! You’re next, @pjd!

Woot.
Here we go …

Seems like a lot of effort for a concert. What was their name again – Spinal Tap or something?

Stupid Druids…they didn’t even have color photography.

Playing With Blocks

Top-secret project by the Church of Scientology to prove Dianetics right.

Mr. DeMille says 5 centimeters to the south.