“I’m no bolshie, and yes, this does create jobs and stimulates the local economy. But still, this seems like an unnecessary effort just to crack walnuts for the Savoy.”
Next time, keep an eye on the Griswolds.
Well, you can’t beat a Spinal Tap reference …
You win @Quondam_Mechanic
Thanks, pjd!
I hope this hasn’t been used already.
“Are you my good girl? Are you the best girl ever? Would you like a little nummy num num? Yes you would!”
I’m not sure I understand this remake of Lady and the Tramp, but it’s obviously somehow supposed to be all Woke, so I’m against it!
“Ummm … when I asked for buffalo wings, I thought I emphasized wings, not buffalo.”
Buffalo Gal, won’tcha come out tonight, come out tonight, come out tonight 
“No no, I said I wanted you to buy some bread”.
“Whoever thought a buffalo would go for toast?”
“Doug, the sign said ‘Keep windows rolled up’ for a reason!”
Oh give me some bread
And a buffalo head
Where the deer and antelope play
Works for me. Kent_Clark, you’re up!
Since the buffalo have played, why not the deer?
Are you my mother?
Tell us about these “prions.” Can they make us jump as high and run as fast as you?
You’re so cute, we’re going to fawn over you.
Don’t be fooled, Bambi. They laughed at the scene where your mother died.
You’re a doe. A deer. A female deer.
“Stop fawning over me!”
“Got milk?”