“When do you think we should tell her she’s adopted?”
Just the right combination of pathos and absurdity. Take it away @Lumpy
Continuing our ruminant-themed pictures:
“Wearing her curlers while grocery shopping. What a cow!”
Workin’ at the cow wash!
Buffin’ Bossy
A little to the right…
She didn’t enjoy the wax cycle as much.
@Lumpy ahem
Sorry, been busy/exhausted taking care of things while my brother was out of town.
Take it way Dr.
Thank you!
Next picture:
Don’t ever take sides with anyone against the family again. Ever.
“When I was your age the only thing we had to eat was tough, stringy jackrabbits. And not only did we have to chase them down but then we had to fight mountain lions for the carcass!”
“When you realize your role model has dog breath.”
(Going dark here)
“The governor needs you for an emotional support animal. Unfortunately, she supports herself emotionally by killing things.”
“It’s time someone gave you the straight dope, kid. We don’t all go to heaven.”
“No, you blink first!”
'Sup, pup?
Never trust anyone completely. Remember, you are a son of a bitch.
Momma just hung her head and said, son
Papa was a rolling stone
Wherever he laid his hat was his home
And when he died, all he left us was alone
How often is the first reply the best? Got another one here. @knoodler , you’re up!