A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1)

“So, yeah, then Jesus said to Bartholomew, he said,… hey, are you getting all this, Jerome?”

“Uh- no offense, but I’m pretty sure my muse is female; I’m hetero”.

Oh, god, they’re back! Wait — where’s the other one?

“I’m here to talk to you about your onanism.”

“You misspelled Deuteronomy.”

“That’s ‘begat’ not ‘begot’. I guess God didn’t inspire you to learn your verb tenses!”

7 across… son of a carpenter, five letters, first letter J…

All you guys are funny, but @Knowed_Out resonated most with my Roman Catholic/National Lampoon upbringing

Let’s keep the classics going

Yet another fool who thought he could pull off the roommate switch

One too many jokes about women being a pain in the neck…

The Renaissance Tonsillectomy

Another man who lost his head over a woman.

-“BB”-

“Okay, the time for reasonability is over. Hit him in the nuts, and he’ll cooperate.”

Almost forgot. A tip of the knife to @knoodler!

Thanks! For the psychedelic warrior who recently passed:

“Okay, okay President Biden. We agree you’re fit enough to serve another term. Now please stop!”

Ha, ha! Well, Brent, you really lost your shirt on that last match.

Ginni Thomas observing in case sports are becoming too woke.

Both teams show up with the same color jerseys? No problem…until the coach decides to set an example.