I’ll take it! 
@needscoffee is up!
Thanks!
Uh, Mister Talley-man? You’re not gonna like this.
Let’s get these on a truck for Scranton, Pennsylvania
So, we need 72,000 gallons of vanilla ice cream, 40,000 cherries, 1 half-ton of nut topping, 2,150 gallons of chocolate syrup, 9,900 gallons of whipped cream, and a handful of sprinkles for little Marie.
This isn’t what I was expecting when that guy told me “Dude, you’re getting a Dell.”
We’ve cornered the market, and now Dr. Zauis will have no choice but to meet our demands!
n=10x
If n is the number of bananas and x is the number of hidden poisonous spiders.
Now, where did I put that tarantula?
“NOW let them try to claim that they have no bananas today!”
The winner!
Thanks, needscoffee! This is rather cuter than I like to post, but it’s the best I could come up with today. Apologies if it’s already been posted here.
“Yo quiero taco snail!”
“They do WHAT to us with garlic butter?”
Moments before parasitic infiltration.
“But, what’s an S-Car?”
Do you consider the eating of chihuahuas to be moral and the eating of snails to be immoral? Of course not. It is all a matter of taste, isn’t it? And taste is not the same as appetite, and therefore not a question of morals. My taste includes both snails and chihuahuas.
Only one of these meals is kosher.
“You shall not pass!”
Prof, maybe you should just be awarded professional status…
I’m a sucker for venerable puns, especially when it’s via an indirect reference like that.
Give us a new cartoon!