Well, thank you kindly.
It’s Fathers Day so
Then he said: What did Yoda say when he turned a patron away for ordering a pie?
“Dough. Or doughnut. There is no pie.”
“Don’t worry, honey. Daddy will fix your donut.”
“Everything I am today is thanks to my dad: Confident, fearless, diabetic…”
My daughter wanted doughnuts with jelly inside, so …
-“BB”-
“You, alright? I learned it by watching you!”
Parents who suck out the jelly filling, have children who suck out the jelly filling.
Very late, but I rather liked this about the bananas:
Nice allusion to Harry Chapin’s “30,000 Pounds of Bananas.” Well done, Doctor!
And today’s winner is:
Good one, KO!
Thank you! Glad someone noticed!
He sideswiped 19 neat parked cars
Clipped off 13 telephone poles
Hit 2 houses, bruised 9 trees
And Blue Crossed 7 people
It was then he lost his head, not to mention an arm or two before he stopped.
And he smeared for 400 yards along the hill that leads into Scranton Pennsylvania
All those 30
thousand
pounds
of bananas.
OK, today is National Eat Your Vegetables Day, so here:
There’s a reason the concept of Edward Carothands never took off.
“So kids, always eat your vegetables. Or else Betaschnickel will eat you!”
– Dwight Schrute
In the valley of the [HO HO HO[ Green Giant!
Completely overshadowed by the Hulk was the sad tale of a man who worked at the USDA’s experimental seed-mutating facility.
In Sovyet Russia, you don’t eat wegetables … wegetables eat YOU!
-“BB”-
Seemed like a good idea for a costume, until the girls started with the “little green sprout” jokes
I caught it right away!
“Everything I plant grows…even me!”
I liked all the entries, but this one quotes my hero, so it wins.
Thanks! (I loved seeing the times Dwight bested Jim.)
