To you Prof.!
Thanks again!
Ummm…
I want to sleep here. Don’t judge me.
It is little known, and even less understood, that some animals get sexual stimulation by dressing as other animals. They are called furry furries.
It’s Curious Morris!
Come, little mousies, have some fruit. Nobody here ‘cept us monkeys!
I have eaten
the banana
that was in
the basket
and which
you were probably
saving
for breakfast
Forgive me
it was delicious
so sweet
and so bananany
Oh, I have to go with slithy!
Thanks Prof!
Let’s follow a natural segue from Willam Carlos Williams to Dario Argento:
If only that clown in Saw could be stopped as easily.
M3GAN 2: M3GAN"s Boyfriend
I’ll take the legs from some old table
I’ll take the arms from some old chair
I’ll take the neck from some old bottle
And from a horse I’ll take the hair
I’ll take the hands and face from some old clock
And baby when I’m through
I’ll get more loving from the dumb-dumb-dummy
Than I ever got from you
Ray Alan finally had enough of Lord Charles
[This probably won’t work for non-Brits!]
“I told you Talky Tina left with Howdy-Doody!”
I’m not sure I gave you guys a lot to work with this time, but each of you rose to the challenge nonetheless. @needscoffee wins for keeping it pithy; appropriate for what’s inside a wooden head.
Hey!
Okay:
Those three Red Bulls after dinner probably weren’t a good idea.
“Did I remember to turn the oven off before we left?”
“Uh-oh! That one was a little too wet!”
Doctors recommend you try one small treatment with Botox first, to see how you tolerate it.