Not in play:
“Upon reflection, that rat didn’t taste half bad…”
You want to engage in a staring contest with me? You’ll see. I NEVER blink. Even while I’m asleep.
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This will be tough. ALL the above answers are perfect!
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The most disturbing image in The Kensey Report can be found in the chapter on frigidity.
Did Norma actually take over Norman’s mind, or was he intelligent enough to use this as a dodge to stay out of prison? And if Norma did take over Norman’s mind, shouldn’t she go to prison for the murders?
And Miss Joan Crawford awards the Oscar to @Dr.Winston_OBoogie for
“Sometimes you feel like a nut; sometimes you don’t…”
Mixed marriages rarely work out.
-“BB”-
The Shedd Aquarium mounts a novel production of Waiting for Godot, with an antler coral as the tree
“ The Dead Sea was pale blue. The very look of it made me thirsty. That’s where we’ll go, I used to say, that’s where we’ll go for our honeymoon. We’ll swim. We’ll be happy.”
Redesign of Statler and Waldorf for The Muppets Little Mermaid is off to a rocky start.
Auditions for the new Jaws movie attracted some underwhelming candidates.
“You may have a bigger bite, but I’m taller so I win.”
“Can two divorced fish share an aquarium, without driving each other crazy?”
Factory reconditioned models may have slight surface blemishes but come with original warranty.
WARNING: OBJECTS IN MIRROR
ARE CLOSER THAN THEY APPEAR
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There were a lot of good entries here, but I’m going to give it to
@Kent_Clark , you’re up!
Let’s have a little summertime fun!
If you cross your eyes just so, you can see Barney the Dinosaur in the background.
Raising Canada’s Youth To Be Proud Hosers