Keeping track of injury time with a human sun dial wasn’t one of FIFA’s best ideas.
Although Jerry tried, he never quite got the hang of properly kung-fu kicking his opponent in the face.
“You okay, Bill? Your face looks a little green.”
That’s why they call him a lineman.
Dikembe chose the wrong time to do his impersonation of a mounted laser cannon.
So, soccer doesn’t need helmets, huh? Yeah, right.
“Scuse me–while I kick this guy!”
[Cue Hendrix guitar solo.]
This round, the winner is Elmer_J.Fudd, with for the following entry:
It really made me picture the poor fellow as a helpless human dart.
Congratulations, @Elmer_J.Fudd! Please post the next picture. 
Thanks!
Sadly, the Johnsons had neglected to make flight path adjustments for the Goldbergs’ new 5-story rocket tower.
The first flight of the Pneumatic Aero-Car was cut short by the building across the street which inspired the founding of Looney Tunes.
The first launch of the flying car was quickly followed by the invention of airbrakes.
“Experts predict that by the year 2000, in addition to a two-hour workday and computers that can fit in one room of your house, you can expect to have a flying car that can take off from your roof…”
“This time, Henry, if you need to pull over, LAND FIRST!!!”
The first Weasley in England concealed his magic by pretending to invent the flying car.
Jim went through several families before perfecting the take-off technique.
After the first test flight, ACME decided to abandon its flying car venture.
Atomics to power; turbines to speed!
The fastest car in Pleonaugh, Wisconsin.
Clyde goeth before a fall.