“Okay, we’re ready. Somebody hold my beer.”
Prior to the invention of the wind tunnel, automobile designers and manufacturers had to come up with other innovative ways to test the aerodynamics of their designs.
Just after taking off for the first time, Bob realized he had no idea how to land the thing.
When Ford introduced its Zodiac line of airgliding cars, the Virgo bounced back like a horizontal yoyo and demolished the Elk’s Club. Angry members of the Order of the Wapiti descended upon Detroit, and the line was immediately discontinued.
So, darling, could you explain to me again why we don’t need a propeller or anything?
The Little Prince almost didn’t get rescued that summer.
The need for a propeller is just media spin.
Extra points if you hit the dormer!
How to plan a zero anxiety, kid-free vacation.
Let’s roll, Kato!
Kids all over the world held their breath as they watched the launch of Sid the Science Kid.
Hey, Ward, was Eddie telling us the truth when he said this was the future of automobile travel?
This was a tough. I thought they were all funny, but I usually give the edge to the sickest ones. And today that was:
Good thing I didn’t go with the first version.
Here ya go, all.
Get out of our litter box NOW, two-legger!
The only thing more embarrassing than dying on the toilet, is being eaten by your cats before your body is discovered.
“One false move, human, and we shred all your paper.”
“Sure, the paper is advertised as being ‘kitteny-soft,’ but we strongly recommend that you don’t get any funny ideas.”
WE SMELL TUNA!
(I have to add this sentence because Discord doesn’t think the above is a complete sentence.)
“We finally trap our rat on the day you don’t check the toilet before you sit down???”