“THAT’S our namesake? I fail to see the resemblance.”
Turns out, voyeur spying on women in the toilet was more widespread than we thought.
Inside Out meets Pussy Riot.
“If you don’t open that door in three seconds, we’ll all fart. Three … two …”
[out of play]Smelling a cat fart is like getting hit in the face by a brick. Good Lord, are they vile. I had a cat who was a habitual farter once, and no matter how pleasant and playful she was, there were times I had to stop playtime and leave the room, she had poisoned it so badly.[/out of play]
“I’m sorry, Linda, but we have all voted and the decision is unanimous - you’re not allowed to pee indoors anymore. The odor of human urine is unbearable.”
“Betty, we know you lied about not having any asparagus for us.”
Recently producers have been experimenting with the idea that Doctor Who should be a woman and TARDIS should not be bigger on the inside.
“Today I’m going to tell you another story about poop but you have to promise to listen till the end, not like last time.”
“If you want to take a photo of us, we look best on the windowsill, or in front of the fireplace, or on the couch. Not on the bathroom tile, fercryingoutloud.”
Jessica’s cats learned that, contrary to what she and her friends said, human girls do indeed fart.
Sheila’s cats were unimpressed by her attempts to hide the fact that it was bath time.
We’re holding the toilet paper hostage. You Will feed us NOW!
Since I can’t reach the toilet paper, I’m gonna need a volunteer.
In case of bathroom emergencies, we come prepared with first aid kitties.
“We’re thirsty!”
Pussyfootin’
Lots of tough choices but these are the top contenders.
< flips coin >
@Knowed_Out, you’re up!
Groovy. This one should inspire some sickness.
Popeye got some of his friends to help him with his Bluto problem.
Virgin Olive Oyl is not suited for high heat applications.