Okay, that’s a good caption!
Woo-hoo! Thanks, needscoffee. And yes, I was out earlier this afternoon and evening.
Okay, let’s try this:
“Remember, Maria, when el toro gets close, DIVE!”
“C’mon, Roxy. Do you want to be a star or not?”
“Dad, is this an in-camera effect? Or did I do something wrong?”
“Yes, dear. You can say chicken if you don’t like cheese.”
“No, dear. You can switch roles, but not the clothes.”
“Listen, Li’l Melania, you need a new ‘look’ if you’re gonna make it in this biz. This time, how about you try a blank expression and squint just a bit?”
I’m OK with it, Stevie, but if I do that, none of our friends will be allowed to see the pictures.
Will my hips be as wide as yours someday?
Ah, Shakira! Those hips don’t lie.
“Sorry, Sandra. It was just a photo shoot phrase.”
Sad Dreams. The Dark Side of Child Beauty Pageants.
Photos of People Taking Photos of People Taking Photos of Peo…sorry, does anybody have some Ps I can borrow?
Look for pterodactyls with pneumonia. They have “Ps” that aren’t needed.
“Now walk to the camera and say: What big eyes you have!”
“Ok, Daddy, so you just learned that gender roles are a social construct, but I don’t fucking care. If Tommy gets to wear his favorite blue shirt, I want my pink dress and my princess tiara, not this shit.”
Lots of good responses, folks. Let’s give this one until tomorrow (Monday), and I’ll make my selection then. So there’s still time to submit something. Good luck!
But I don’t want to be Marilyn Monroe!
Wait 'til she finds out there’s no film in this camera.