A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1)

Several “A New Star Is Born” deleted scenes have surfaced online.

Evidence surfaces that Dario Calmese was not the first Black photographer to shoot a cover portrait for Vanity Fair.

May excellent submissions, folks, but I’m going to declare Dr. Winston O’Boogie’s “But I don’t want to be Marilyn Monroe!” the winner. Runners-up would be Riemann’s “OK, Daddy” and Prof. Pepperwinkle’s “No film in the camera.”

Dr. Winston, what photo is next?

@Dr.Winston_OBoogie congratulations!

I’m having a hard time with images, so I’ll pass - let someone else post a picture. Sorry for the delay.

@Riemann, @Prof.Pepperwinkle , you are the runners-up. May one of you post a picture please? :slight_smile:

How do you post a picture? I keep trying, and obviously someone knows how, just not me.

It has to be a direct link from a website or photo album. Put the link on it’s own line.
Like this.

https://cdn.wccftech.com/wp-content /uploads/2020/04/iPhone-SE-camera-sample-1-740x550.jpg
(close the gap between content and /uploads)
What I do is right click a photo , choose “view image” then copy from the address bar.

picture is from 1800s, so public domain

Hey! it works!

24 hours start… NOW!

(With apologies to Monty Python)

“Here is the News… by an almost unanimous vote, paintings in the National Gallery voted to continue the strike that has emptied frames for the last week. The man from Constable’s ‘Hay Wain’ said last night that there was no chance of a return to the pictures before the weekend. Sir Kenneth Clarke has said he will talk to any painting if it can help bring a speedy end to the strike. At Sotheby’s, prices dropped dramatically as leading figures left their paintings.”

“Wow, Alice wasn’t kidding. You can go through the looking glass!”

Robert Stack, practicing his mirror trick as a young boy.

“Lord love a duck… I’ve been framed!”

You know it’s great art when it seems to follow you around the room.

Never mind

“Has anyone seen my grandma? My dad was painting her portrait and she wandered off again!”

“I don’t know where the Fat Lady is but I’ve got an urgent message for The Boy Who Lived.”

“I swear I’ve been framed!”

“Here’s a paradox for you, Mr. Gagosian. If I jump in, does that mean art imitates life, or life imitates art?”

“Has anyone got some cadmium yellow?”