“I can’t tell if it’s day or night, and the moon up there isn’t helping!”
“So here’s the deal, shark. I’m a magical kid - if you let me go back to the village I’ll grant you three wishes.”
“And the moon is made of green cheese, isn’t it?”
When the moon hits your eye
With a big fishy nigh
That’s amore!
“And then?”
“And then Jimmy the hammerhead winks his eyes at me. ‘Shall we see the last one then?’ he asks. ‘Of course!’ I shout. ‘Let’s get this over with.” So, the last remaining prospective businessman enters the Shark Tank. By now the only sharks left in there are Jimmy the hammerhead and I, right? ‘What’s your business idea?’ I question the guy quickly because it’s getting late and the traffic is terrible at night. The guy gives a wry smile and flashes some kind of weird goggles. ‘Ridiculously wide glasses,’ he replies. ‘Okay, I’m out,’ I say and gesture to Jimmy he should follow me outside. Jimmy the hammerhead winks his eyes at the guy and says: ‘Tell me more about it.’ Ha, ha, ha. Get it? Tell me more about it. And then he winks his eyes at me too.”
Shark Week: Kids Edition
Many superb captions, and it was difficult to select just one. But I managed. These, for example, all made me laugh, and deserve Honorable Mentions:
But this one is going to take the win. Congratulations, Knowed Out:
Okay, Knowed Out, you’re up!
All righty then.
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Early screen tests of The Right Stuff.
They really need to stop making these Brady Bunch Reunion specials.
Despite the President’s determination to get Snowden back, none of the spy swap operations have panned out so far.
“But, sir. I thought we needed a distraction.”
“We are the distraction.”
Be vewwy, vewwy quiet. We’re hunting wabbits.
“How was I supposed to know carrot-top was not natural?!”
“Let’s act natural and mingle with the locals.”
If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire the A-team.
“Everything is planned out. You cover me while I storm inside and get all the eggs.”
“And what does she do?”
“She’s the getaway driver.”
II. A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and Arm bunnies, shall not be infringed.
TRIX ARE FOR RABBITS!!
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A scene from Killer Rabbits from Outer Space featuring Charles Bronson.
“So let me get this straight. We’re here to deal with the people who want to put your mom into the asylum for no reason. But what’s up your costume?”
“Don’t mind me. I’m not real.”