Bill Murray, preparing for his cameo in Scrooged 2, doing his Carmen Miranda impersonation.
“I’m a conehead. Literally.”
“I crashed a pagan wedding and kind of lost it.”
“Where?”
“In translation, of course.”
Like it? It’s my new gopher-hunting hat.
He’s pining for the…[Damnit! No way can I compete with]
“Abyssinia, Henry.”
Carl Spackler, in a deleted scene from Caddyshack Saves Christmas.
Bill Murray prepares to compete in the annual Christmas Day tournament at Pebble Beach.
I’m going undercover in the War on Christmas.
It’s not so much the initiation fee at the Sleepy Hollow Country Club that deters a lot of prospective members; it’s the hazing.
“Speaking of green fingers, I gotta cuckoo’s nest to tend, see?”
“Hey, they’re not just pine needles. They’re Torrey Pines needles.”
“I got the hat because I got tired of bird crap landing on me when I golf, but it just doesn’t seem to be helping much.”
“You should see the matching underpants!”
And the winner is:
but I liked a lot of 'em.
Go ahead, Placebo!
Thanks a million!
Let’s hope the new picture will prompt funny stuff as well:
Little did Jeannine’s brothers realize she was studying how to immobilize attackers with just a touch.
The first rule of Vendetta Club is…
The latest rage among 4th graders is Supergluing their fingers to their mouths.
The writing career of The Wachowskis started early.