"You think you’ve been ghosted?’
After seeing the proofs, Damien’s parents decided not to order the baby picture package after all.
Worst. Birth announcement. Ever.
“It was a Cesarean birth, obviously.”
Someday, she’s going to be drop dead gorgeous.
The Final Kodak Moment.
How The Littlest Thing-That-Goes-Bump-In-The-Night Saved Halloween
“Look, Ma! No cavities!”
Practicing her future “resting witch face”.
You should see my spirit animal.
When guests were coming over, the family made sure to position the little one next to the fainting couch.
Sabrina was very glad that she got Barbies when she was little, and didn’t have to play with Aunt Hilda’s hand-me-down doll.
Little Jessica wondered what her new foster family looked like. And why they were picking her up after seeing her picture but without having met her.
“Mommy, where’s my doll?”
“Right where you left it, Wednesday.”
Suzy sold her right arm to the devil for the perfect Halloween costume.
Back when exposure time was much longer
Just think, somewhere in the world is a boy who thinks she’s cute.
Mommy says I have “alternative beauty”.
Despite a decline in other locales, the Sears Portrait Studio in Hell still does a brisk business.
“Seriously, mom? No one will give me any candy if I show up with the face that I wear every day.”