Dorothy’s parents were ahead of their time. No one dared ask them whether their baby was a boy or a girl.
“Has anyone seen Mary? She was playing with her Highlights™ Book of Satanic Rituals and I told her she needed to get a costume pronto!”
“I’m sure Hitler was cute too when he was a baby.”
While I really liked
This is the winner:
Why, I can make a hat or a brooch or a pterodactyl…
Should I look? Will it be gone? Maybe I should look. But what if it’s not gone, what do I do then? Can it see me if I keep my eyes covered? But If I keep my eyes covered, then I can’t see if it’s gone. Maybe just a peek. But what if it’s still there, what do I do? What if it sees me peeking? What then? Will it hurt me? What if it just wants to play. But it’s so big and I’m so small. OK. I’ll make a run for it. 1…2…3…
The Republican National Committee meets its future.
Squeaker was elated to find the body switching spell he learned from the mail order course had worked. He was about to discover what he tasted like.
Tom, about to fall for Jerry’s old insist-on-seeing-what-he’s-looking-at-and-getting-socked-in-the-eyeball trick.
Again.
“So this is where I left my favorite toy!”
“He, he. I know how to help him get rid of that hiccup.”
Heinz 58.
“He, he. He’s expecting Minnie Mouse but I’ve catfished him.”
Certain superstitions are based on reality.
“No, my name’s not squeak! Guess again!”
Pikachu looks different when you’re hungry.
“I was only born a couple of weeks ago, but I already have an insatiable desire to capture you and tease letting you go before I fatally disembowel you.”
“Wow, this is bigger than finding the Higgs boson!”
This one was close, and it became another coin flip. So, as a result, this one gets the Honorable Mention:
While this one takes the prize:
Well done, both of you. And it’s your turn to post a picture, Coach!