A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1)

Thanks PT! Let’s see what this pic inspires.

Julia always had her boyfriends bronzed when she got tired of them.

It’s Doc Savage, the Man of Bronze, ladies and gentlemen! And his brother, Ted.

“I think we overdid it on the Coppertone. I can’t put my arm down.”
“Just keep smiling.”

Despite the clear sky, it’s brass monkeys outside.

“You go first.”

“No, you go first. I insist.”

They say the best way to hide a beer belly is in plain sight.

The reason why America fell into a terrible coin shortage was not obvious at first.

“Someday, Jong-Il, all this will be yours–all the sycophants, all the toadies, all the people who will worship you if they know what’s good for them.”

“And just look at what you’ve won for beating our champion–a brand new car! Tell him about it, Johnny.”

This. Take it away Spoons!

Thanks, Knowed Out. Let’s see what you folks have to say about this:

AAAYYYY! Vegitation! Kill! Kill! Kill!

Poppies, poppies, poppi… Daisies, daisies, daisies!

Please Don’t Eat the Daisies!

It’s hard work keeping the daisies out of the poppy patch, but Fluffy’s up to the task.

Kitten and Vegetation Playhouse Presents :Gulliver’s Travels

:notes:
Daisy, Daisy give me your answer do.
I’m half crazy all for the taste of you.

“Don’t eat me”, said the buttercups, “and I will grant you a lifetime supply of butter.”
Said the cat: “Where were you when I was in the pussy willows?”

And this is how we deal with you “delicate flowers”!