“You think I’m worried about just a shark? Hell, no! Not unless it has frickin’ laser beams on its head. And this one doesn’t.”
Next on Mutual of Omaha’s Wild Kingdom, Jim feeds Marlin to a shark…
“Jump THIS shark!”
If you are going to feed your shark by hand, wear gloves.
State of the Art CGI Award of 1894
Sharks. Why did it have to be sharks?
Jeff loses the coin toss.
Feed the shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo ,feed the shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo.
See you later. . .
{{{{sunglasses}}}
CHUM!
(ee-YEAHHHHHH!!!)
Here, fishy fishy fishy…
In the next three seconds the deck overbalanced, and it was Benjamin who perished, and not Nate.
“If you say ‘it jumped the shark’ one more time…”
To make matters worse, Glenn can’t swim.
“So long and thanks for all the snitches!”
Vote for Trump, or I drop this veteran!
Nobody has more fun on Shark Week than Dickie!
Apparently Stanley couldn’t escape construction worker bullies in Second Life either.
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, I’LL TALK! It’s Up, Down, Up, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right. Star, Circle, Cross, Square. Then hit both triggers at the same time and jump into the water. The shark will merge with you and transform you into an unstoppable killing machine!
“You swore the fishing pier pattern I bought from you would win first prize in the DIY Pinterest Pallet Conversion contest, but the coffee table-murphy bed won instead!”
I’m going to declare the winner for this round now. 
There are so many great entries but since I am supposed to pick only one I will give the prize to Knowed_Out, whose caption made me chuckle.
@Knowed_Out, please post the next picture.