A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1)

Floyd wondered why he failed the audition for Alan Parker’s film, The Wall.

[not an entry] Thank you for the nice words, but I kind of had no choice but to go obscure since the obvious ideas of transportation means or symbiosis has already been used. And really well, actually. :slight_smile: [nae]

This would make a decent entry.

“Of course I’m fine. Transmogrification has been successful but the place is wrong. As soon as I grow wings and shed the hairy butt, I’m out of here.”

Several high-rise buildings were flocked that summer, but nobody seemed to notice.

It’s one thing to hold a sign on a streetcorner saying “Progressive can save you 15% on car insurance,” but Carl found that it’s entirely another to dress up and stand on a streetcorner in order to advertise a Las Vegas casino.

“And now, with a push and a flip, I’ll turn into Pipi the Pink Monkey.”

“No, George. This is not how you graduate from the flamenco school.”

“The things people are willing to do to get the lawn they’ve always dreamed of…”

Yet another memorable disguise used by Inspector Clouseau, aka Pink Panther.

Some practical joker put piranhas in the wading pool again…

He’s in the pink!

The new Batman villains keep getting lamer and lamer.

Hunter S. Thompson’s Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas partner in crime Dr. Gonzo found a way to drop out of the public eye by masquerading as one of Thompson’s hallucinations.

“in the pink”

  1. INFORMAL
    in very good health and spirits.

“Screw you, dictionary.com!”

You two nailed (in a way) the story behind the photo.

However, for invoking sheer classic American suburban tackiness is…

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Every Halloween, This One-Legged Guy Makes An Epic Halloween Costume And He Just Revealed His 2020 Costume

Thank you, again. :slight_smile:

I must say that in my opinion all entries were really fun this round.

Here is the new picture:

Shark Tank: The Video Game was a lot more dangerous than the TV show on which it was based.

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“It’s very simple, Mr. Bond. You tell me where to find my stolen launch codes, or I ask Mr. Grant to relax his grip.”

To be candid, Peter Benchley’s collaborative effort with Clive Cussler felt kinda phoned-in.