A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1)

“Man, I am never doing 'shrooms again. So, like I’m playing Pac-Man, and Pac-Man turned into some kind of animal, and the ghosts got turned into monkeys that rode on his back. Whoah, I’m never touching those things again.”

Marvin, if you don’t get back in your seat right now, I’m turning …me around and going back home!!!

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The Zayn Malik lookalike tour is now underway!

Have YOU tried Capybara Express? The Ultimate in Comfort Transportation!

[not an entry] Bridge out? No problem! [nae]

“It may be Lent, but we have a bigger fish to fry.”

It became apparent early in the war that the Stormtrooper Corps didn’t stand a chance against the local Mammal Alliance.

And this is Lazy Cody, the slowest member of the pack, also known as the monkey wagon.

The ripoff of My Neighbor Tortoro wasn’t all that bad.

Winner is @running_coach with :

Runners up:

But they were all very funny. @PlaceboTarget gets an honorary mention for obscure fun facts with:

for capybara being acceptable for Lent in South America (aren’t beavers in Canada Lent-safe also?).

All yours, @running_coach!

Thanks though I would have gone for Placebo’s Lent caption. Working in obscure facts is a risky move. :wink:

Pssst. Don’t order the drumsticks.

Day 36. The grueling months of intense physical training have borne fruit! The flamingos have accepted me as one of their own.

Stupid flamingos.

After the Pink Patagonians rebranded themselves as the Blue Man Group, mascot Frankie Flamingo was forced to strike out on his own.

“Honey, I’m sure you’re using those crutches upside down. Let’s try reading the instructions like I said.”

You be more realistic! How in hell can I stand on one of these?

I have to offer my compliments to the other 3 posters’ captions - they’re fantastic! All in under an hour! I’m glad I don’t have to judge this round.

Suitably attired, Zookeeper Phil was ready to enter the killer flamingos’ enclosure.

“Is this the way to the John Waters casting call?”