“Use my liquid remains to fuel your cars will you? Meteorite this!”
Hello? Pest control?
AAAUUUGGGHHH! Where did I put that damn monkey’s paw?
First there was Ultra High Definition, then Super Ultra High Definition, soon there will be Mega Super Ultra Level 9001 Definition
Help, Mr Wizard! I don’t wanna be Betty Rubble any more!
Reason number 7322 to keep your window screens in good condition. Call Larry’s Screen Shop! Now!
[Not in play] “Has anyone seen my master? I saw him go out through here a little while ago…”
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Some excellent captions this time around. First, the runners-up:
And the winner is needscoffee, for this one:
Take it away, needscoffee!
Thanks! All the entries were very clever.
ETA: I don’t know how I replied to Kent_Clark…
Here you go:
Amazon River mass transit, Route7A.
Hey, hey, we’re the monkeys…
Nature’s jungle cruise ride.
You think you got a monkey on your back…
Oh, there ain’t no bugs on me, on me.
There ain’t no bugs on me
There may be a monkey or three.
But there ain’t no bugs on me.
This is my stop.
Yeah, they’re chatty and spastic, but they eat my lice.
"Our thumbs go up, so we can say,
We need a ride, and now we’re on our way,
Hitchin’ a ride, hitchin’ a ride…"
“It doesn’t get the greatest mileage, but it’s a comfortable ride.”
“Hey, you in the front. Watch those claws. You could put an eye out with those things.”