That’s the last time Ward will be hard on the Beaver.
Runner up:
Winner:
Hey, thanks, Elmer J. Fudd! Where did you find that one, anyway?
In the meantime, here’s the next picture:
Janelle discovered the lizard problem was worse than she had been led to believe.
If you want to summon Beetlejuice, you’d better pronounce it correctly.
“OMG Rex? It’s not what you think! I mean, there’s nobody else here!”
I have no idea, except that I posted it on Google Plus in 2014. I have a media folder full of retro stuff like that.
Plugging Samsung’s latest 3D TV into 220v had unexpected consequences.
The morning after agreeing to have a “few” drinks with Stephen Spielberg.
Thanks for the reply. I hope you use more of them in the future–they’re fun.
Sorry, Rex – I have no idea where Gojiru went.
Jurassic Park-The Home Game
Rex was not happy to find the girl had broken into his den.
It looks like dinosaurs have discovered time travel after all.
Fiona had to put up with the dragon’s daily tantrums before Shrek came along.
“Hey! That’s not how you play hide-and-seek. I was supposed to look for you, not the other way around.”
“Doctor, I can’t get over my sadistic ex-husband. I’ve tried everything but nothing seems to work because I suffered from physical and psychological abuse for years and now I have nightmares with him every night. I just don’t know what to do anymore.”
“Try imagining something worse.”
Jennifer will never again forget to turn off the Home Holodeck® after finishing her Jeff Goldblum romance-adventure.
“Hello, Marv? The producers and I talked about the frames you sent me and, I must be honest with you, they’re not happy at all. Yes, I’m looking at it right now. They said a two-year-old could draw something more terrifying than that. No, you listen to me, Marv. Get your shit together and come up with real scary stuff, or I’m out. What do you mean what’s wrong with your frame? It’s innocuous, that’s what it is. It’s so peaceful it’s funny, don’t you get it? If there were dinosaurs coming out of every wall, all of them equipped with mega-Transformers gear, and they were unleashed by an army of freakishly grotesque, voracious aliens, maybe we could start talking business…”
Sheila asked the Asshole Genie for a chance to meet a distant ancestor. Oops.