Percy Jackson’s recognized Thalia’s father in one of her old family photos.
At first there was no spark, but after a short while…
Harry Lyme came from a long line of burglars who never hesitated to go through the baptism of fire.
Great captions as usual!
While @running_coach was on fire with all his entries, I’m awarding first place to @Elmer_J.Fudd for his scorching cleverness in:
I loved the depiction of the dour bride as a sweet, sweet ride.
It’s your turn, @Elmer_J.Fudd
Here we go…
Click on the image. For some reason it’s cropped in-thread.
It’s Halloween, and time to carve Jack!
Daddy always says that lawn work is pointless labor…
Billy and Sally thought they had a nasty surprise for Daddy, but Mommy had an even nastier surprise for Billy.
Now remember, children. You jump out and hug Daddy and I’ll shiv him in the back. Then we’ll get ice cream!
“Maybe your next Daddy will do a better job of edging!”
A typical American family of the 1950s: two children, husband, and knife.
“Kids, you can have a father, or $300,000 in life insurance. That means cars and college for each of you. You with me?”
“Darling, kids. You should have seen those silica-rich blades of grass. As sharp as knives, really.”
FUN WITH DICK AND JANE
Here comes Dad. Dad is late.
See blood run. Run, blood, run!
Soon after the demise of the men’s association, Stepford wives returned to their ordinary lives.
“Kids, we’ve studied the diagrams in Gray’s Anatomy, so let’s find out what you’ve learned. Get me–oh, let’s see–Daddy’s pancreas.”
F…A…R…G…O
FX & FX on HULU
How to Kill Someone in Broad Light and Get away with It (with pictures) - wikiHow
The first actor who played Jim Anderson wasn’t well-liked by the rest of the cast, so the role ultimately went to Robert Young.
Let’s see Jim’s reaction when he realizes his family has been replaced with lookalike Soviet-trained assassins!