A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1)

Thanks! I hope you’re feeling better soon!

The groom is SO HAWT!!!

:notes: A hunk, a hunk of burning love :notes:

After all the men, she wound up marrying her old flame.

Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice!

Ghost Rider’s great grandfather married ice block heiress Anna Frump, originating the expression “When Hell freezes over.”

Ghost Rider finally traded his chopper in for a sweet, sweet ride.

Johnny Storm’s great-grandfather.

She had an abrasive personality, he was a hothead. They were well matched.

No message.

She’ll carry him across the threshold, because he’s lighter.

After a disappointing honeymoon, she forever after called him “Zippo”.

Bill auditioned for a role in Scanners, but David Cronenberg was obviously looking for somebody else.

Three husbands lost to spontaneous human combustion. What are the odds?

Ethel’s family didn’t quite understand what Ethel meant when she said she would like them to meet her new boyfriend, Burnie.

It was the most consuming affair Rufus had ever had.

In spite of everything, nobody noticed the groom’s thinning hair.

Marrying three times is as bad as a fire.

“When she first raised the issue of marriage I said to myself, ‘where’s the fire?’”