Early experiments carried out by Dr. Felix Feline and his assistant Lucky Paws indicated that humans couldn’t see color.
“I won’t go to bed until they finish counting.”
“Me neither.”
Little Teddy was unsure about the the strange world he found himself in. And what happened to Timmy?
While Papa and Baby Bear were watching the Ed Sullivan Show, Mama Bear was busy making Goldilocks stew.
TV that bears watching.
“How much of this crap do I need to watch before they air my Charmin commercial?”
”You know, Mom, Goldilocks had a point. This channel is ju-u-ust right!”
“So, can you tell who’s going to get the girl?”
“I’m waiting to see their pee first.”
“I’ve also learned how to make popcorn since the old lady died.”
“How far in advance did she pay her cable bill?”
“Do you think the rest of the gang ever made it to Bremen?”
“No, Ted. The first true megamusical was Cats. All the others were just copycats.”
“Aren’t they ever going to shit in the woods? They’ve been singing for hours!”
“C’mon, you promised I could watch Yogi and Boo-Boo!”
“Dad? Why is there a Fox channel but no Bear channel?”
“Uncle Bongo rode a tricycle on this show.”
“Nuh uhhh!”
“Uh huhh! He wore a pointy hat and played the kazoo too!”
Lots of great entries this time around. Honorable mentions go to the following:
And the winner is …
Well done, Elmer! Please, post the next picture.
Thanks!
“Mr. Spock, why do I have an overwhelming urge to sing Lucy In the Sky with Diamonds?”
“But, Captain Sir! Hasn’t Sgt. Pepper been here before?”
What would you say if we flew a starship,
Would you fly through the sky with me?
Prime Directive be damned, we’ll visit alien worlds,
We get to at warp factor three…