Illogical, Captain. Why would an octopus have a garden under the sea? And why would it be in the shade?
“Phew! We finally got rid of those ridiculous Starfleet uniforms.”
Conspiracy theorists claim Captain Kirk died while exploring planet Alpha 177 and was replaced by a lookalike.
“Hey hey, we’re the Monkee–”
“DAMMIT, Bones!”
“Pepperland–the final frontier. These are the voyages of the Yellow Submarine. It’s ninety-minute mission–to defeat the Blue Meanies, to restore colour to Pepperland, and to free the Nowhere Man. To boldly go where all you need is love!”
When the Beatles finally reunited, most people couldn’t quite remember what they looked like before.
One of the lesser-known tranporter accidents occurred when Captain Kirk’s USS Enterprise returned to Earth.
“Lieutenant Uhura will have a hard time deciding which one of us to kiss at the Halloween party tonight.”
“You wish.”
“Bones, could you remind me again why we’re dressed like this?
It’s for Admiral Kite, it’s for his benefit.”
Due to numerous violations of the Prime Directive, the entire crew of the Enterprise were transferred to the USS Abbey Road NCC-1969.
Phasers on boogie, gentlemen.
Dammit Jim I’m a Doctor, not a Beatle!
“Gentlemen, something is amiss about our transporter coordinates.”
“Ya think, Spock? We’re wearing these outlandish costumes and standing in front of thousands of screaming teenagers.”
“No, Dr. McCoy. There is no rank of sergeant in Star Fleet. We should be Petty Officer Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band.”
We can never go back. We must live out our lives here in the past. The atavachron has prepared our cell structure and our brain patterns to make life natural here. To return to the future would mean instant death.
We all live on a yellow starship cruiser, a yellow starship cruiser, a yellow starship cruiser.
This is perfect:
You’re up, @kaylasdad99
Ta. I’ve got a photo that appealed to me cue’d up on my desktop, but I won’t be there for a couple of hours.
Thanks again, and stand by.
And for your listening and viewing pleasure during our intermission - everybody’s favorite 6th Beatle:
Sorry to be so late. Have fun!
The Easter Bunny bought the rabbit when his parachute failed to open.