Snorting iStock is the latest Boomer craze.
Bluto’s dad.
The King Crimson reunion included all the surviving members, including the album cover
“Where’s my cow? Is that my cow? It goes, “Hruuugh!” It is a hippopotamus! That’s not my cow!”
“and when I take my hands away, I inflate back.”
Alan started to think the DIY face lift kit might not have been worth $299.99 after all.
I was tempted by the meta reference to the watermark in running coach’s effort… but I do love that film! You’re next, Doc
With all the problems in today’s world, we need some levity. Who doesn’t like clowns?
Pounding them down in clown town
I was getting there! I was getting there! Damn. Give me a minute, will ya!
Worst Kinks video EVER!
Witnesses said it was a drive-by shooting, committed by 25 people in a single car.
The circus is done
Was it a pair?
One dead on the ground…
the next in mid-air.
By accident, the clown was grabbed rather than the next turkey.
We secretly substituted cyanide gas for CO₂ in Skippy’s squirting flower. Let’s see if he notices.
Even dead, clowns are still funny.
The selfish bastard is taking up two parking spaces.
The new “invisible landing net” trick needs work.
Evidence that a furby can consume an entire human head.
“Is it worth risking a 20-year stretch to find out of it’s true - when you fuck a clown it sounds like a trained seal biting at a row of bicycle horns?”