Something about this one I like. @Elmer_J.Fudd , Esq., you’re up!
Let’s go old school…
If you keep that up, you’ll lose your head.
Well, gender-affirming care has been made illegal. Let’s see if this works!
It’s summer! Heads off, guns out!!
< aside > Anyone else notice the date of the comic is Apr. 1st?
Wave your head in the air like you just don’t care.
Celebrating Marie Antoinette Day.
With the decline of the wearing of hats, doffing the head has increased.
The day Ernie Bushmiller realized he didn’t have to rubber-stamp his characters any more.
Robot cookies jars sounded like a cute idea…
“Aunt Fritzi always says we’d lose our own heads if they weren’t attached!”
Accidents were more prevalent before child-proof neck screws were mandated.
“I’ll show you mine if you show me yours.”
-“BB”-
Bowing to demands from the Catholic Legion of Decency, Nancy and Sluggo became cephalophores, Skeezix suffered crucifixion, and, to the relief of all concerned, Mary Worth ended her days atop an abandoned Greek column.
The first draft storyboards for The Lego Movie were nightmarish.
Blue Bunny’s LSD-flavoured ice creams didn’t catch on.
The winner
My five-year old said he wanted a stuffed pussy for Christmas.
“Hey! This was supposed to come with Hershey choc…never mind, I found them.”