A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 2)

As he beheld it in the throes of rapture, effarciophile JD Vance embodied a peculiar paraphrasing of Nietzsche‘s “if you gaze long into an anus, the anus also gazes into you

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The All Seeing Brown Eye.

We seem to be in a loop here. Gotta go with

Thanks.

Temu sex toys continue to disappoint.

Donald in the role of Wicked Duck Of The West.

Ronco’s Cloaca Unclogger

Phalic symbolism in animation #869

Donald’s taking the plunge to new depths.

“Mickey pointed at me and said ‘Remove that turd!’ Wackwackwackwackwack!”

After one too many inappropriate actions on the set, Disney fired the original Donald and replaced him with a similar-looking actor.

“They’ve been shoving greasy corn down my throat all week! Well foi gras this, motherfucker!

Disney’s brush with sex education cartoons did not go well.

The winner…

Cool!

Early tests of Skynet’s T-1000 Terminator had to work out a few bugs.

The prototype Norelco X3000 with 127 blades did not test well.

Never shave an android.