The classic pre-third date maneuver. If she pretends not to notice, she’s a keeper!
When it came to being lucky, Ben was cursed.
Take it off… Take it ALL off…
-“BB”-
The Gillette Trac XXIV was a bridge too far.
Well, he did say he wanted a close shave.
Now when you’re possessed by self-mauling rage, you don’t have to do it Poltergeist-style. The new Gillette Deep Cut Razor makes for a more smooth and comfortable mutilation.
@Dr.Winston_OBoogie gets there first with the obvious reference.
I’m disappointed none of you made mention of the common clay of the New West.
Knowed_Out gets an honorable mention.
You want common clay?
Hasbro introduces their Make-A-Moron kit.
Wallace’s invention of a giant petting hand did not end well for Gromit.
Stress balls were a lot more primitive in the old days.
Little known fact: clay was introduced to preschool children as a means to distract them from masturbating.
“Clay… Bill Clay.”
(Not in play:) I don’t get the joke. Someone’s holding a handful of clay. Is it supposed to look like something?
It’s like the Bat signal @Lumpy. It’s how we summon you to a thread 
Nope. Sometimes, you just have to find something funny about a mundane thing like clay. So far (not to give things away), I like the Wallace and Gromit reference; I’m not sure if knoodler is making a Mr. Bill reference or…
and now I’m thinking Slithy_Tove is onto something here… You could respond with something like “Hey! That’s my uncle there!”
…I mean I think that’s clay. Just because I don’t see any corn kernels doesn’t mean we’re signaling Dung_Beetle instead.
something like “I wished in my other hand and it’s still empty!”
Daniel 2:43(b)
On the other hand, if all you have is clay, don’t bother about that ‘mingling with those iron dudes’ nonsense.
It’s a Die Hard reference. I’m swinging for the fences.