“I’m a men’s fashion innovator. This is my bold reimagining of the classic tie clasp!”
I thought about this one
But i’m going with
“He has a lump of clay… in his hand…”
Thanks Doc!
The Batman caption inspired me to use this…
(it’s almost too easy… )
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na,
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na,
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na … FATMAN!
-“BB”-
The Caped Cookie Crusader
Now there’s a lot more compartments on the utility belt. Of course, though, they quickly filled up with snacks. And the Bat Hook was replaced with a wiping aid.
I prefer young Batman over Vegas Batman.
Mistress Minerva needs her cat food or she will whip poor Hugo. Why does Mistress Minerva need me to dress like Batman?
Where’s his sidekick Reuben?
“I’m FATMAN!”
Bicycle Bill - you’re up. Simple but effective.
I had something immediately come to mind when I saw this – we’ll see if anyone else’s brain is as warped as mine…
-“BB”-
“This end’s got teeth - so you must have your head up its ass.”
“We’ve got the duct, when do we goose each other?”
Musk’s ‘insert yourself up Trump’s colon’ simulator prototype still has to be perfected.
“Can you hear me now?”
If one of them sneezes, the other one’s gonna blow up like a balloon!
“This isn’t working, Max!”
“Speak up Chief! I can’t hear you!”
Welcome to the executive suite. If there’s any of your soul that hasn’t already been sucked out getting here, we a require this brief procedure before getting you started