@Elmer_J.Fudd went the same place I did with the reference to CONTROL’s ‘Cone of Silence’. but @iamatractorboy takes the prize for finding some humor in the positively unfunny situation America has found itself in since inauguration day.
It’s your play, John Deere.
-“BB”-
Thanks Bill!
Let’s see what people come up with for this one…
Patients in the E.R. complained after Dr. House took a few too many painkillers that day.
Another doctor about to play the squirting face trick.
Marty Feldman III, MD.
The stock doctor wants to listen in on what’s outside the photo.
“Hold your breath like I’m doing. First one to collapse loses.”
The examination became awkward after I dropped a ‘silent but violent’ one.
After DOGE cuts, federal employees had to visit strip mall doctors.
I’ve been working my way through House MD, so this stands out to me… take it away Lumpy!
Okay, because we’re starting to come up to the Easter season:
(ETA: We haven’t done this before have we?)
Bad day to be a money changer.
The Mulesarus ride in Jurassic Park was a big hit with Cosplayers.
The tyrannosaurus evolved short arms to foil crucifixion.
This picture is obviously a fraud, because there’s no American flag in it!
Mandy Patinkin (second from right) wasn’t told what kind of movie he hired for.
Shrek and Donkey, together on another whirlwind adventure!
Of course he’s my savior. He saved me from that guy and his two kids who kept stabbing me in the mouth with sharpened logs by collapsing their cave.
I’d asked Dad for a Leviathan for my birthday but this is cooler!
“Look, guys, I appreciate you finding me a ride, but this things has sharp scales, and I’m getting lacerations on my butt.”