Scholars began to suspect the bible might not be 100% historically accurate.
AI interpretation of “Intelligent Design”
Tyrannosaurus Rex, Rex Iudaeorum, it all evens out.
Many funny ones, but I’ll pick:
You’re up @Elmer_J.Fudd
Thanks!
Hey big spender, spend a little time with me.
The good news was, Bill was the only guy at a bar full of dames. But it was looking like the bad news wasn’t far away.
“Hey, don’t blame me the werewolves Rick-rolled you! I just made the video!”
Robert Palmer regrets contemplating switching from zombies to vampires for his videos
And that was the last time anyone ordered a Bloody Mary in the bar.
He’d heard the bar was full of vamps…
Lady’s Nite at the Titty Twister.
Frank’s new garlic-flavoured cigarettes did not go down well with the ladies.
“Hey, all I asked was that the TV be put on the Yankees game instead of the WNBA game!”
“Looks like I picked the wrong week to give up getting my blood drained.”
Ted regrets nor ordering fish for dinner.
No one had seen anything like this since the Anita Bryant concert.
“Okay, okay. Next time, I’ll bring Virginia Slims!”
“When you said you could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch, I didn’t think you were going to demonstrate on my neck with fangs!”
Ok, I get it. I’m sorry I mentioned your bodacious tatas.